With three months remaining, here is literally everything I know about the two candidates for Allegheny Cah-nee Executive:
MARK PATRICK FLAHERTY:
1) Has an Economics degree and a Law degree from Duke University.
2) Elected Allegheny County Controller in 2004.
3) Name appears in a conspicuously large, bold font on black and gold (or black and yellow?) Weights and Measures Division stickers on all gas pumps and grocery store checkout scales.
4) Utilized campaign PAC money to broadcast “public service announcement” commercials stressing the importance of these stickers.
6) Nephew to Peter F. Flaherty, Mayor of the City of Pittsburgh from 1970-1977
7) Rumored to be the preferred option of the Ravenstahl administration and its supporters.
1) Has a Mechanical Engineering degree from CMU.
2) Elected to County Council in 2000 and is presently its President.
3) Has supported County Executive Dan Onorato publicly in pretty much all things.
5) Says western Pennsylvania is poised to become the “energy capital of the world” — a bit of bravado which reminds me more than a little of “Drill Baby Drill” — although he also says he favors a “reasonable” extraction tax (though that is an issue of state law).
6) Co-sponsored the county’s LGBTQ employment and housing anti-discrimination ordinance.
7) In addition to Congressman Mike Doyle, seems to be endorsed by most if not all of the Harris majority on Pittsburgh City Council.
8) Has at least a couple dozen beautiful red-headed daughters.
Am I missing anything? Is anything at stake here besides how soon we are likely to see property reassessments, and whose political factions will see their fortunes (or their operatives’ fortunes) enriched? Is anybody on the Republican side a likely concern going forward?